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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

A simple rant

In the past I've tried to do something creative with the blog — you know, spice it up a little, make it interesting.

Sorry folks, this week it's going to be a simple rant: Rush Limbaugh is an idiot.

If you all haven't heard yet, this past week, Limbaugh has stooped so far as to question an individual's disability.

If that's not bad enough, the disabled is none other than Parkinson's sufferer Michael J. Fox, a beloved actor... no... a national treasure.

Teen Wolf anyone?

Limbaugh accused Fox of playing up his Parkinson's disease while appearing in Democratic campaign commercials to advocate stem-cell research.

I feel like maybe Limbaugh is the one who is truly disabled, stricken with a severe case of idiocy at birth. Through his life, his disability has only worsened with age to the point where the average American can't stand the blowhard.

Some of the symptoms of idiocy include: asinine comments and a childish need for attention.

People who show symptoms of idiocy may also suffer from a high divorce rate and the need to abuse prescription pain killers.

Call your doctor if you think you suffer from idiocy, as potential risks may increase with political affiliation.